Korea Tomorrow & Dr. Seuss

First off ITs KRISTEN'S BIRTHDAY WHEN WE PULL BACK IN!! So Kristen...what comes before part B? lol I saw your husband on the mess decks with Smitty. They're like inseparable. lol He's straight, right...lol JUST KIDDING. its kinda cute how they roll two deep everywhere they go. But I told him that I read about what he did for you with his "surprise and all. " I said it was so sweet. He misses you. I'm happy you two got service that one day! I WISH RANDY AND I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT OUR FAMILY PLAN SOONER. :(

Tomorrow we pull into Korea. I have to man the rails in my dress blues, the ones that look like flight attendant uniforms. I have duty tomorrow too but I'm not too upset about it because we are getting off the boat really late. Randy has duty the next day, I feel bad for him. I might just stay on the ship and sleep in and wake up and watch cartoons in my jammies while I eat some fruit loops! Livin' the dream (in a metal box) But then again its Korea...for the first time. I think I am going to sleep in till 4ish then go and hang out with Brem.

So every night before Randy goes to bed I sometimes call him and read him a bed-time story. I know it sounds really lame, but that Dr. Seuss just has a way with words. I was laying in my rack reading this book I found in the library called "Sleep Book" just cracking up laughing because its so funny. I looked so dumb laughing away by myself in my rack so I decided to share the smile. I called Randy and read him it, he said he liked when I read to him, so it just kind of became a thing. Anyways here's a couple... I hope they make you smile like they did for Randy and I.

A moose is asleep.
He is dreaming of moose drinks.
A goose is asleep.
He is dreaming of goose drinks.
That's all good and well when a moose dreams of moose juice.
And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.
But it isn't too good when a moose and goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.
And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.
So, when goose get a mouthful of juices of moose's
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of goose's,
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams.
SO...
I'm warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams.

One more...
Now the news has arrived
From the Valley of Vail
That a Chippendale Mupp has just bitten his tail,
Which he does every night before shutting his eyes.
Such nipping sounds silly. But, really, it's wise.
He has no alarm clock. So this is the way
He makes sure that he'll wake at the right time of day.
His tail is so long, he wont feel any pain
'Til the nip makes the trip and gets to his brain.
In exactly eight hours, the Chippendale Mupp
Will, at last, feel the bite and yell "Ouch!" and wake up.
When I read Randy that one it was so cute, he was like "So he bites his take in order to wake up?" haha


Brem and I were are chow today and I was telling her how I am only going to speak to King Triton in Japanese, since he is a fish from Japan. She wanted me to tell everyone that she is going to be King Triton's Godmother. (after she clears it with Randy, of course.) See...this is what only a few days out to sea can do to you. This is how bored we all are. I try to find ways to be Randy's and Brems little ray of sunshine. :) The things I do to make him smile.

Anyways I AM SO EXCITED about this Pusan Aquarium. People are already talking about Guam too. Its going to be fun. I am already getting e-mails from people saying they got a hotel and have a car rental. I'm stoked. Only Guam is hot and sticky but at least I have a reason to wear my summer dress.

Hi to my poor daddy who couldn't get on the site. I don't know why Internet explorer wouldn't take it. Also I hope the Angles won against Boston!!! I'm watching Dallas play right now!! They're loosing too. Its a Britney Spears thing... you just have to see it through her darkest hours. Haha, I miss you dad!

Speaking of Britney Spears (as if anyone besides Mandy cares) her mom wrote a book. There was an article on her in People magazine last month. The title was "Every mother makes mistake" HA! wow understatement of the year! Its alright though I still love Britney and always will and I'm proud of Jaime-Lynne for keeping Maddie Brianne. Perez Hilton is proxied Mandy, so I know nothing that's going on.

Duty tomorrow...talk to you then<3
Huge HUG for mommy!! i love you
I'll leave you with one last little cute poem

The Champion
An ostrich who won every race
Wanted to make a change of pace.
He set his sights a little higher
And aspired to be a champion flyer.
Next morning, at five past ten,
The ostrich climbed a rock, and then
He streched his neck and spread his wings,
Poised to take off for greater things.
This should have been his finest hour.
Alas, he lacked the flying power.
He fell to earth and brok his neck.
He left this world a total wreck.
All in deepest mourning dressed,
They laid the champion to rest.
No eye was dry, no word was said.
Instead, his tombstone clearly read:
"Here all may see my body lie,
But not my soul, for that can fly."