Cookie Monster and $5

So yesterday I was in the tower waiting for us to start flying and Petty officer Neal and I are coloring out of a coloring book. We start to fly so we man up and I come back from manning up and my coloring book is gone along with my markers. I asked everyone what happened? Because I was in the middle of coloring a picture of cookie monster and that was gone too. Someone said they saw this guy in my division Turner take it down. I called down to the Air Office and they said they hadn't seen him.

So I go down to the air office and there is my picture of Cookie Monster all torn up and in the trash. Also my entire coloring book was torn in half and in the trash as well. I flipped out. I called him and was like "Who do you think you are? You don't ever take people's personal property and ruin it!!" He was like your not allowed to have anything in the tower. I was like and you're the one who gets to decided how to do everything and enforce all the rules?" He hung up on me. So I went down to his berthing and was like "Look I'm trying to solve this with out any higher ups" He was just being a little brat. So I told my petty officer. He called him down to the office, things were said. This YN1 actually threw two dollar bills at me and said "Here's two dollars go buy a new coloring book." I picked up his two dollars and acted like I was going to hand it back to him and ripped them up in his face. lol

He lost it and was like "YOU DON'T EVER RIP UP A MANS MONEY." I was like Are you crazy? I you just gave me two dollars. I decided I wanted to rip up my own money. He was yelling at me and was like I'm writing you up right now. I was like Dare you!! DO IT! I would love to write some very interesting things on that counseling chit!! Then they told me to go stand at attention in the p-way. As I was walking out I ripped it again and was like "Looks like we both out just a little two dollars, and look how upset you are." Then ripped it one more time and threw it in the trash.

DRAMA OMG! Right. Well that's noting...Senior got involved. He's a screamer remember. So he told me to come inside and asked me what happened. He was like you were wrong for coloring and he was wrong as hell for taking your stuff and destroying it. He screamed at turner and told him to go clean the head (bathroom) until GQ, which was like in 5 hours. He made Turner go get $5 and give it to me and say sorry. YN1 said sorry too. He somehow said I disrespected him. I don't see how when I'm the one getting dollar bills thrown at me like I'm a cheep prostitute. I handed the five dollar bill to YN1, but he wouldn't take it.

In conclusion I have to say even though I hate on Senoir he's a good leader. At least he knows the difference between right and wrong. So Dad I am going to send you the picture of Cookie Monster that I taped back together and finished coloring and the $5. Maybe you could buy me a new coloring book with it. hahaha

See how WONDERFUL the navy is!!!?!?!